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The Not-So Famous DILBART
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Dosage of SugarWritten 1-15-01 If youre the type who loves to eat while doing some stuff on the computer, well then this editorial is for you. Its late, MLKJ day is tomarrow so there is no school. And of course, im hungry. I keep getting these obnoxious instant message resulting in a 'im away, leave me alone' message. Yet, the bastards must know me well for they sure darn know im just avoiding them. Im multitasking on top of that, and connected to Hotline and my FTP site. Man, am i hungry. Lets raid the pantry... Sugar! I discover my old plastic contianer of FLUFF. I remember FLUFF when it came out, and boy i recall controversy over it when my brother tried to get our mom to buy it. I never clung to FLUFF. And, dignity intact, still really dont care for it. For some odd reason, during Christmas vacation, i had an urge to have FLUFF. Not an urge for pizza, nor for Maruchan Noodles, but for FLUFF. Evidently, i left it in the pantry for another day of snacking so it was a waste of effort to obtain it so suddenly. If i recall correctly, i thought i heard it tasted like marshmallows. Well, the jar was there on the shelf unopened, so i decided to flip it up. Maybe a fluffernutter sandwich would hold its own for an hour. .... Lo and behold, the jar was almost finished. Before i even got to it!!!! And to think my parents were the Philistines who claimed they loathed the very aura of marshmallow as a snack. They were the culprits. The 3/4ths of the house that disliked it finished 3/4ths of it. Bleh. Even has a few stray peanut butter streaks on the FLUFF level. Oh, how could i forget this story: My bro used to go to this summer camp, and it usually had FLUFF and PB on the table for anyone who couldnt hold out till the designated meal times. He recalls coming in after some four square to fix up a fluffernutter when he found a few flies stuck to the goo. They obviously were dead by then, i wouldnt blame them. That was also the last time he made a fluffernutter up at camp. Back to the fiasco. I am obviously shocked. What should i do now? By then the recollection of my bro's plight, the almost-empty container, and my ideas how to make adhesive out of it totally quenced my appetite. (or thirst??) I setteled for a bowl of PB heathbar ice cream. MM mmmmm!
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